There's No Such Thing as an Objective Observer, Part 4
2002-02-27 @ 5:04 p.m.

We're nearly to the end of it now:

Scene 4:

We�re back in the jungle, folks. Night is falling. The Large Sinister Men manhandle Our Heroes, who are tied hand and foot, out of a truck and throw them in a ditch. It�s all rather uncomfortable, really.

[ Sinister Man #1] Shouldn�t we shoot them?

[ Sinister Man #2] Just leave them for the panthers.

[ Starry-Eyed Male ] Lions! Lions live in the jungle!

[ Author ] Oh, shut up!

( The Sinister Men leave.)

[ Our Archaeologist ] I think I can get out of these ropes.

( Proceeds to untie herself.)

[ Starry-Eyed Male ] (Adoringly) See, I told you she was capable.

[ Author ] How did you do that?

[ Our Archaeologist ] (Shrugs) I dunno.

(Unties Starry-Eyed Male and Author)

[ Our Archaeologist cont.] Now let us continue our quest for the mysterious objechiveschoebsevere!

(Tuba solo)

end scene

Part 5

Thought of the Day:

I used to think Mitt Romney was secretly evil; it turns out he's just Republican.

before ~ after

Failing Miserably - 2004-10-08
So Not Dead/Catching Up - 2004-09-20
Murphy's Law - 2,629,163,298, Sarah - 2 - 2004-08-23
Listmainia! continues - 2004-08-04
Continuing the list - 2004-08-02