DAMN YOU, CARTER!!!
2002-04-23 @ 4:28 p.m.

I thought that Chris (formerly "the man") Carter and I could still be buddies. I mean, he created a number of really great shows, even if they didn't last for very long. He was even a pretty nice guy. I was content to blame the whole 6th season and beyond fiasco on David Duchoveny and leave it at that.

But then he goes and does this to me? Chris, I thought you were my friend! How could you?!

Long, Drawn Out, and Really Rather Spectacular Death of the Day:

Here's what I'm gonna do to Chris Carter: 1) Throw Vitrol in his face and kick him while he's down. 2) Boil in oil. 3) Defrenestrate into a pit of starving, crazed weezles. 4) Rain vases of snakes and insults upon him. 5) Pour boiling pitch on him. 6) Draw and quarter him. 7) Tar and feather him. 8) Run him out of town on a rail into Lake Michigan. I believe that covers everything.

before ~ after

Failing Miserably - 2004-10-08
So Not Dead/Catching Up - 2004-09-20
Murphy's Law - 2,629,163,298, Sarah - 2 - 2004-08-23
Listmainia! continues - 2004-08-04
Continuing the list - 2004-08-02